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occasionally I come across pictures of people using root vegetables as dildos and like, I get it, it’s vaguely dick shaped and dildos were harder to find then, but all I can think about is that one episode of A Thousand Ways to Die where someone rupture
It, like, took all night. My high school BFF Audrey did not like that I was so happy now. No, that’s not right, she just didn’t get I could be happy showin off my body and fuckin who I was told to. She didn’t get it but that was OK. She liked the
One day I’ll finish this… one day More importantly, I ordered my cintiq! I hope I get it by Fridayish c: I’ll probably finish this one in markers, actually, and not the cintiq. This post started as a post about getting my cintiq but
I enjoyed Midsommar and Hereditary but, like, I get the impression Ari Aster finds paganism and naked old people significantly scarier than I do
I edited the last piece so it doesn’t suck as much \o/! if you see the new version, you won’t be able to unsee the old version’s suckage \o/!this is what I get for being a perfectionist \o/!thanks and I hope you’re having a wonderful day with
I have only now just found out that “hard to make ends meat” is actually “meet”, like it’s difficult for the ends to meet. It’s like finding out “duck tape” is actually “duct” all over again
The whole reason I stuck around to watch Sweden laundry was so Bom and Soochul could at least like idk get together? It was the ONLY reason for watching this. There wasn’t even a confession from Bom like she literally just said bye to him before leaving
i just heard Rocky is leaving astro i hate it here
princessharper76: simply2468:Seems like girls don’t wanna talk about pee no more :(This isn’t a reflection of you, but, many girls, like myself, get tired of being made into an object. We’re much more than our pee fetish. It’s not that we don’t
I am growing increasingly tired of people just dismissing half the fucking content I enjoy online just cuz the main person behind it is a cis het white dude like, I get it, but at the same time literally nothing is achieved by being a dick about vinny,
~Support me on Patreon~A patron suggested I draw some gay vampires getting married and mentioned AR’s ideas for their wedding and it blew my mind. I’m still not the biggest fan of AR but man I still love these sad vampires~
like i get it or whatever, no one can stop mr. domino, but why is there a fist in the tv? Interesting fact, the company that made this absolutely awful game, would years later make Dragonball Z: Battle Of Z. So that’s something to consider.
brutalfaerie replied to your post “unpopular makeup opinion: i don’t caaare about neutrals or the urban…” I like the pictures of them because shiny. they are pretty in that sense, for sure. but like. sephora is having release parties
I feel like Jean and Armin would spend the first five or six months of their relationship fighting nonstop, because Jean sucks at reading Armin’s physical and emotional cues and Armin is not going to bend, because he’s sick and fucking tired
I have to try and get nycc passes at noon uuuuuuugh. The thing is I might get passes from a friend that is working a booth there, but it’s not confirmed and I might qualify for a professional pass, but I can’t apply for it until I actually
ntbx: I’m antisocial, yet social. I don’t talk to people first, but when someone talks to me first I’m up for talking to them. Some days I’ll be really talkative and friendly and other days I’m just in my shell like nah today ain’t the day
benepla: every time the seasons change to winter my dash becomes a parade of “femininity is a synonym for madness” and “there is no hope for women” and like i get it but also buy a sun lamp queens
carol-danvers: I’d like to tell you it gets easier, but it doesn’t. If there’s a comfort, you get used to the pain if you let yourself.Wind River (2017), dir. Taylor Sheridan
powerfulwizard:powerfulwizard:foulserpent:like i get it like having completely silent sex is kind of boring but you do have to accept the notion that if youre gonna be loud and you live in a building with other people , your neighbor might not want to
Someone get me Scully and Mulder because what the fuck is on my lawn right now
averagebare: one time i was walking across the courtyard and some kids were clustered around where the seagulls always are and then this kid fuckin GRABBED ONE OUT OF THE AIR and i was literally so fucking amazed but all his friends were like “tyrone
apollothegoatboy: i just dont get it like the aus you could have are endless, there is a universe of aus out there, mafia, greek mythology, afterlife, fantasy world, zombie apocalypse, historical, PIRATES, space adventurers, detectives, fuckin knights
I guess its kind of silly but I like to get shirts for specific shows and stuff so I can wear it while I watch the show (usually just when its new, I’ll wear whatever for reruns) Its pretty much the only time I actually think about what I’m
I had a dream where I was bleeding profusely from my bellybutton and I couldn’t get it to stop (but then I didn’t try that hard because I had more important things to do so dream me was like “I’ll deal with this later”) and
I was lying on the floor (with my dogs) and went to get up, but I leaned on my hair while getting up so I just got yanked back downand I have to think that sort of thing must happen to Amethyst a lot. But she’d just be like “eh, whatever” and continue
lumpyspaceprincessa: This lip lacquer thing is literally the exact shade I’ve been looking for but I’m not sure if I suit it/like it so 😕 it was only £3 though and it’s actually amazing, like I couldn’t get it off my lips when I was trying
I just get so pissed at this. Don’t destroy my stuff. Like…I get it but…come on. Check first? Make sure I didn’t really like it or couldn’t replace it?
papanoiz: i dont actually remember when i drew this?? i found it sitting in my sketches folder but i feel like i drew it before school ended. idk i’ll probably end up coloring it at some point
mochiiron: Happy birthday Naty!!aka, to the most adorable human being ever <33 I didn’t really know what I could draw for you but I hope you’ll like my present to you anyway ;u; (please open in a new tab!)
multipack: do u ever go to school confident in what ur wearing and then u actually get there and ur kind of just like wow well this was an awful idea
on one hand i want to be spoiled but on the other hand i want to spoil someone
arachnescurse: I know we’re all giddy over Pumpkin King Reyes but I feel like we’re missing the Important thing Jack really did own that Daredevil outfit He canonically wore that Daredevil outfit Where did he get it did Gabe get it for him
maurypovichofficial: terminallytwisted: godpenis: This girl is the gift that just keeps giving I’m in tears at the thank you for that with the dead expression BUT IS SHE WRONG??? IS. SHE. WRONG….. Yeah she wrong…like I knew dr phil before
mens-rights-activia: hyrude: accidentally bought whole milk for the very first time and used it in my cereal… milk lovers? i get it now. i didnt get it before bc skim milk tastes like weird white water but now i get it. it’s like using melted ice
year-of-the-deanmon: fandoms-have-the-tardis: tyleroakley: decaffeinate-o: I FEEL LIKE YOU SHOULDN’T BE TEACHING ME THIS. We need this if we are to becoming hunters I have been staring at this for a good 10 minutes…like i get it but i don’t,
gingeyy: So I’ve always wanted glasses because I like me in glasses. But the closest I will get is with my grandma glasses (from our grandma outfits at lineage beer pong) sooo I might get my hair cut down to ~about this length. Prob a few inches
songofages: This was ad-libbed by the voice actor, Craig Ferguson and they chose to keep it in because they loved it. Kids won’t get it but adults will be thinking “did he just imply what I think he implied?” And later the director confirmed it.
astible: do u ever have like….. a self meme…… like a meme that is specific to u and only u get it but u joke abt it in ur head all the time…… like an inside joke but its just u
peanotbotter:grosezero:peanotbotter:how are there people that can even remotely function on weed. im straight up moaning like a beast drinking milk Original post date: September 11th 2098 OH FUCK
girl4pay:remember when you were 16 and if you slept past 10 am adults would act like you had murdered someone or were dying
flannelfoxen:answrs:look like yes I know I get it but every. single. time. I see taxidermy listed with “life size!!!” as a selling point my immediate reaction will forever and always be¯\_(ツ)_/¯
azaansworld: stayhighman: cummingtonites: sumlesbian: pursuitofhappinessox: freudian-slippers: WHAT IN THE HELL. WITCHCRAFT ive been staring at this for a good 10 minutes.. like i get it, but i dont. remember when everyone on tumblr decided
It’s like I trust you but at the same time I think you’re up to no good and that this is all going to backfire in our faces and you won’t give a shit and I’m going to be left here with nothing k I don’t deserve this
nemesismess: astible: do u ever have like….. a self meme…… like a meme that is specific to u and only u get it but u joke abt it in ur head all the time…… like an inside joke but its just u memeories
I talked to him about it before the last time it happened (she was literally jumping up and down calling his name then played with his hair and told him how he looks good with stubble .. vomit) and he reassures me he likes me not her but ughhghgh thank
darfin also took me shopping yesterday and he needed to get clothes but I found super duper cute things (two of which are canadian inspired and cuuuute) and I am not supposed to spend money at all but I gave in .. but then we found a TWO STORY FOREVER
yesterday darfin was over for a lil bit and we ended up having sex quickly but he was super wanting it because he just threw me on the bed, flipped me over, pulled my pants down and fucked me until I could hear his breathing get quicker and he went faster
sometimes i feel like starting a vlog but idk what about, ideas?
kramergate: seriousjones: people who struggle with secondhand embarrassment obviously don’t have enough firsthand embarrassment in their lives. be more ashamed, like the rest of us. there’s enough shame to go around. start pullin yer weight tumblr
sexfiendme: johnniewaswolf: sexfiendme: sexfiendme: Glass buttplugs are crazy comfy I want to use my plugs again but my butt is still recovering :( You WOULD do too much and need to recover 😂 I am not a clever man Your eyes are bigger than
like what is it with cats? i cannot visibly tell that my cats are aging. i forget how old they are. with my dogs, it was so obvious that they were getting old and i was constantly aware of how old my oldest dog was. but my cats? they are the same. are
I feel like its kinda silly but I seriously think you can get an accurate feel for my personality by the feeling you get when you hear Beach Boy musicYa’now that chill, goofy feeling? Das me
Look guys, I think the GTA au with Steven Universe would be kinda cool, but over all I’m not really for it. I really don’t wanna imagine Steven in that kinda of setting ya know? I would appreciate it if I didn’t get any more questions regarding
stevenuniversequotes: “I’ve seen gems fuse before but I had no idea that’s what it felt like. I always thought… I never realized that fusion, that you disappear like that.”-Sapphire
Had to actually resize this piece because it was so bit but I finished it! I’m really proud with how it came out :D
Bad news: my tablets USB port is shot and I can’t use it Good news: i was suppose to get a CINTEQ for Christmas but we kept postponing to get it so now it’s like a kick in the pants to get it :D
emilianadarling: bailarina-raven: “I don’t want people to like her anymore, almost. That sounds really, really bad. I want people to realize that actually she’s not the same anymore. You can’t root for her forever, because she’s not there
maniacalrage: Tumblr’s New Error Page (View full-size) Look, I really like all the folks at Tumblr, but how is it possible that you cannot go a single day without getting an error at least twice? Lots of users, lots of load, I get it. But seriously,
I’m not saying anyone gotta be right or wrong but my home girl looked at me like I was crazy when I said I’ve taken guys out on dates
